dooce: No seriously, last week he flung himself at the car and it made a THUD noise that reverberated across the neighborhood

And the title isn't even the main point of her post! She writes amusingly about being a stay-at-home mom and other things. She was fired from her job for writing about it in her blog. If, um, frank language bothers you, don't go here (although this particular post is ok).

I’d say that I have mastered The Grocery Store Check-Out Uncomfortable Silence That is So Interminable YOU JUST WANT TO DIE RIGHT THERE NEXT TO THE BIG RED AND JUICY FRUIT.