Today's Chuckles

protein wisdom: A note to House Panel members: Jose Canseco is an expert on hitting the belt-high fastball, sticking himself with a needle, and banging Oakland A’s groupies five at a time in the bygone era of the Erasure music and mullets. Beyond that, he’s a self-serving egomaniac and a dullard trying desperately—and unsuccessfully—to sound intelligent.

You may as well be asking a porterhouse steak to conjugate Latin verbs.

IMAO: Star Wars Episode III - Dark and Diabolical: "For nearly 30 years, the world has waited with baited breath for the final installment of the Star Wars saga, expecting George Lucas to make it the best movie in the history of cinema.

Fools that we are."