Points to the kid for stepping forward with his "oddly large burrito". Points to everyone who laughed when the truth came out. No points for anyone who disses the school for reacting like they did.

School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon - Yahoo! News: "'The kid was sitting there as I'm describing this (report of a student with a suspicious package) and he's thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.''"